14LikesKNOX Offroad Vic
09-17-2007 | 02:30 AM
#1505
09-17-2007 | 04:01 AM
#1506
09-17-2007 | 05:49 AM
#1507
A limerick, just to stir the pot........
"Captains log,
date 16th
9month of
year 2 -0 -0 -7.
was cruising around the planet Knox in the
battleship Tamiya 501X, was cruising at wrap speed 8.
Was then engaged in combat and set upon by a horde of homos - two in the lightship D4, a kyosho battle cruiser class zx5, and a homo with a Blow job for a ship.
depending on my years of experience in my trusty reliable battleship 501X and my ever smooth skills as a captain at the wheel. I thought I was going to wipe the smiles of those faces of those homos and restore peace of this piece of space.
Engaged wrap speed 10 and try to pull away...but to no avail. NO! was left in the wake of the space dust of the homos..
little did I realise that my vice captain, Mr Sean Connery was pulling all stops to get more speed, but the engine was cooking, the C027 level was reaching new levels of blackness....last thing I heard was Mr Connery shouting, "No!, she can't do it anymore, she's gonna blow...do you care of a sausage sandwich?"
...blacked out...woke up with Space Warren Darren Hinch on the phone yelling
"Shame Shame shame."
end captains log.
ps. will sell 501X at next intergalactic flea market for a camel.
date 16th
9month of
year 2 -0 -0 -7.
was cruising around the planet Knox in the
battleship Tamiya 501X, was cruising at wrap speed 8.
Was then engaged in combat and set upon by a horde of homos - two in the lightship D4, a kyosho battle cruiser class zx5, and a homo with a Blow job for a ship.
depending on my years of experience in my trusty reliable battleship 501X and my ever smooth skills as a captain at the wheel. I thought I was going to wipe the smiles of those faces of those homos and restore peace of this piece of space.
Engaged wrap speed 10 and try to pull away...but to no avail. NO! was left in the wake of the space dust of the homos..
little did I realise that my vice captain, Mr Sean Connery was pulling all stops to get more speed, but the engine was cooking, the C027 level was reaching new levels of blackness....last thing I heard was Mr Connery shouting, "No!, she can't do it anymore, she's gonna blow...do you care of a sausage sandwich?"
...blacked out...woke up with Space Warren Darren Hinch on the phone yelling
"Shame Shame shame."
end captains log.
ps. will sell 501X at next intergalactic flea market for a camel.
Told him that Homobodies had gone past my tail
he wrote me a script
told me just what to do
Some Picnics, a Tamiya, and another race or two
'said you'll see that car what ails 'ya
was always a peice of ..........
well you know how it ends.
See you wednesday night for some on road action Mr Will?
Newman? Need to borrow a car?
09-17-2007 | 06:08 AM
#1509
i want to race truck mod, truck stock is so slow
but if vic needs truck stock drivers i'll run it, speaking of which - Too Twisted has a good point, what say we know what we're running so we can start practicing with the car and setups?
but if vic needs truck stock drivers i'll run it, speaking of which - Too Twisted has a good point, what say we know what we're running so we can start practicing with the car and setups?
09-17-2007 | 06:38 AM
#1510
I'm happy to run truck stock if required. Will I'd need to borrow your truck, and you can run 4WD stock.
I think Bob has a list of who's doing what as it stands. Pete would have it, I'll email him now.
P.S. what time did you crawl out of bed tonight? You sounded groggy as when I rang!
I think Bob has a list of who's doing what as it stands. Pete would have it, I'll email him now.
P.S. what time did you crawl out of bed tonight? You sounded groggy as when I rang!
