You might be track jerk if......
12-14-2009, 07:38 PM
#136
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pssst... hey mate... you stumbled into the middle of all the practical jokers. VERY little of this (except the stories about people being stupid) is serious. Zero is a helpful guy... he'd be the first one to help the newbies out.
12-14-2009, 07:43 PM
#137
Yup, just last week I showed some new 7 yr old racers how to heat their tires with a lighter and TAG body spray.
It was the least I could do, afterall, they did bring the booze for the 3rd qualifier.
It was the least I could do, afterall, they did bring the booze for the 3rd qualifier.
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12-14-2009, 08:06 PM
#138
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You might be a track jerk if you quit a race, because you are losing.
12-14-2009, 08:19 PM
#139
some of it made it to the river, some scattered across the track, some landed in my darn pizza! I've got a good work ethic, but I really don't want to scrape that off the track on a sat.
oddly enough, being one of the new Losi "walleye editions" -2.0, the body up and swam away.
You might be a track jerk if:
-you recommend you sponsors product knowing full well they're garbage
-you need to clean the shelfs at the hobby shop, so you sell a newbie the wrong car telling him lies about the classes he can race it in.
-recommend products you own, but aren't working to hot for you, because your embarrassed that you screwed up
-buy products from china, slap your sticker on them, and mark them up 400%. Basicly if you have anything to do with selling lipos.
-too much of a wuss to marshall a 30 min main and the club is stuck with short 15 min mains because of your gay wineing.
oddly enough, being one of the new Losi "walleye editions" -2.0, the body up and swam away.
You might be a track jerk if:
-you recommend you sponsors product knowing full well they're garbage
-you need to clean the shelfs at the hobby shop, so you sell a newbie the wrong car telling him lies about the classes he can race it in.
-recommend products you own, but aren't working to hot for you, because your embarrassed that you screwed up
-buy products from china, slap your sticker on them, and mark them up 400%. Basicly if you have anything to do with selling lipos.
-too much of a wuss to marshall a 30 min main and the club is stuck with short 15 min mains because of your gay wineing.
btw , i still love this thread
12-14-2009, 08:22 PM
#140
seeyas when i'm passin ya, on me roof. lol ( hey dumbass, put that manacure set up your ass & put my piece of s**t back on the track, ive got a sheep station to win ya know !)
keep it comin fellas, best read on the net
12-14-2009, 08:26 PM
#141
LMAO. i gathered that bud, but it's aimed more at the jerks at our track that are following this thread in aus, ooops, dun it now
seeyas when i'm passin ya, on me roof. lol ( hey dumbass, put that manacure set up your ass & put my piece of s**t back on the track, ive got a sheep station to win ya know !)
keep it comin fellas, best read on the net
seeyas when i'm passin ya, on me roof. lol ( hey dumbass, put that manacure set up your ass & put my piece of s**t back on the track, ive got a sheep station to win ya know !)
keep it comin fellas, best read on the net
wtf do you guys do over there ???
12-14-2009, 08:32 PM
#142
you might be a track jerk if you go on an internet thread about track jerks
12-14-2009, 09:42 PM
#144
no doubt
12-14-2009, 09:58 PM
#146
rusty is a crapping machine he might be a track jerk
he might be a track jerk
12-15-2009, 03:54 AM
#148
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Other than that, sounds like I need to move. Or I could just send you Obama.
12-15-2009, 03:58 AM
#149
YOU r a track jerk if you keep running after your qualifier is done and mess up someone who is still on the clock
12-15-2009, 04:09 AM
#150
lmao ute = used on the sheep station http://www.fpv.com.au/fpv-range/supe.../overview.aspx can carry a pallet of beer in the back & not break a sweat
http://www.fpv.com.au/fpv-range/supe.../overview.aspx can carry a pallet of beer in the back & not break a sweat