@SDW, on the basis that most of Arizona is a desert, I reckon you can own some pew pews without too much hassle.
@Speed Chaser, I was thinking of like when you come home late and you really don't feel like cooking dinner type of thing. Or getting lunch delivered when you work from home. Both are entirely viable for me cos I live in a giant city essentially.....
@ORJ, I've spent stalker levels of time to know most small towns have a pizza joint, but how many of those open late? or have multiple pizza joints in case I get blacklisted from one lol.
And sometimes, you just gotta have Thai or Chinese food because nothing else will hit the spot quite right...
Point of correction, Fyr's GF, left first (not wife officially). Then came the makeup. She's almost certainly crazy as well.... so I'd be disinclined to blame him.