Just a thought, but I wonder if a high tack chain lube would work? Maybe something for a dirt or street bike. It will attract a ton of dust and dirt, but it should stay on and not fly off.

I've never used a dry wax lube, so I'm not sure how tacky it is. Maybe grab a can of tacky chain lube and try it, or borrow a couple squirts from someone that has a street or dirt bike.