How many TCS Medal's do you have?
11-04-2004, 11:59 AM
#17
Believe it or not I have 0 medals.
I do have 2 glass cars and one of them big tickets to Japan. Too bad it's expired
I do have 2 glass cars and one of them big tickets to Japan. Too bad it's expired
11-04-2004, 07:17 PM
#18
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I can hurl golf clubs at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
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I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Animals trust me.
I can hurl golf clubs at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery with a Swiss Army knife, and I have spoken with Elvis. However, I have not won any TCS medals
11-05-2004, 10:49 AM
#22
Originally posted by madjack
I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.
I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.
"no man! not the 6-min workout... its 7! you cant even break a sweat with a 6-min workout!"
name that movie!
11-05-2004, 05:05 PM
#23
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Interesting excersize.
1 1st Sedan mod glass trophy (pre-medals)
1 Gold
2 Silver
2 Bronze
2 TQ Cert
4 or more concourse Cert cannot seem to findem.
1 Nats Concourse Plaque
1 TQ Trophy
2 1st Place Trophies
1 3rd Place Trophy
The ability to keep attempting the TCS Nationals... Priceless! ! !
I will be at Moes hanging out with Homer or sharing whatever John is on... LOL
1 1st Sedan mod glass trophy (pre-medals)
1 Gold
2 Silver
2 Bronze
2 TQ Cert
4 or more concourse Cert cannot seem to findem.
1 Nats Concourse Plaque
1 TQ Trophy
2 1st Place Trophies
1 3rd Place Trophy
The ability to keep attempting the TCS Nationals... Priceless! ! !
I will be at Moes hanging out with Homer or sharing whatever John is on... LOL
11-06-2004, 10:18 AM
#24
Tech Master
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Originally posted by Hebiki
this is like.. the 7-min workout..and ben stiller says.. "what if someone comes out with the 6-min work out.." then the other guys says...
"no man! not the 6-min workout... its 7! you cant even break a sweat with a 6-min workout!"
name that movie!
this is like.. the 7-min workout..and ben stiller says.. "what if someone comes out with the 6-min work out.." then the other guys says...
"no man! not the 6-min workout... its 7! you cant even break a sweat with a 6-min workout!"
name that movie!
giving you early heads up.
11-07-2004, 01:25 PM
#27
One year of TCS.
One TQ Certificate.
One Bronze.
One TQ Certificate.
One Bronze.
11-07-2004, 01:50 PM
#28
That was by far the funniest thing that I have read today....I Think you deserve more kudos than the TCS winners.
11-07-2004, 08:19 PM
#29
No, but maybe his own medal... Maybe something akin to the "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate"...
god do I feel old for making that reference..and knowing what it means....sigh...but at least I'm still younger than....
John...
Marty....
Troy....
Gimpy, er Cherry Picker, er, Garber...
god do I feel old for making that reference..and knowing what it means....sigh...but at least I'm still younger than....
John...
Marty....
Troy....
Gimpy, er Cherry Picker, er, Garber...
11-07-2004, 09:40 PM
#30
Gary, are you going to Worlds for coverage?