RC Widows and the men they love
01-16-2006, 06:56 PM
#1
RC Widows and the men they love
Your wife might be asking herself if she is an RC Widow. I have enclosed a few things that might help her answer that question.
If your husband:
Doesn't believe in plastic surgery. He just buys a new body.
He points out Hot Bodies, and he isn't refering to you or another woman.
The X-ray he "needs" is not covered by your health insurance plan.
He saves money for hop-ups by neglecting his real car.
He brings home steal dog bones, and you don't even have a dog.
Your bank accont is empty but he still find a way to come home from the hobby store with his hands full.
He has mistaken Paragon for aftershave.
He classifies everything into two categories, stock and mod.
He is always changing gears.
His wallet is empty unless you count his "your buddy Dave' dollars.
He signs his love notes to you with his RC Tech name.
He knows a man named SIR Doug who owns a money tree.
If your husband meets some (or all as mine does) of the following, you might be an RC Widow.
If your husband:
Doesn't believe in plastic surgery. He just buys a new body.
He points out Hot Bodies, and he isn't refering to you or another woman.
The X-ray he "needs" is not covered by your health insurance plan.
He saves money for hop-ups by neglecting his real car.
He brings home steal dog bones, and you don't even have a dog.
Your bank accont is empty but he still find a way to come home from the hobby store with his hands full.
He has mistaken Paragon for aftershave.
He classifies everything into two categories, stock and mod.
He is always changing gears.
His wallet is empty unless you count his "your buddy Dave' dollars.
He signs his love notes to you with his RC Tech name.
He knows a man named SIR Doug who owns a money tree.
If your husband meets some (or all as mine does) of the following, you might be an RC Widow.
01-16-2006, 08:58 PM
#3
i'm thinking we just found our next contestant for "WHOS WIFE AM I"
01-16-2006, 09:17 PM
#4
Tech Regular
wow.... paragon as aftershave.... thats gotta burn. 
01-16-2006, 09:20 PM
#5
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Last edited by rchoudini; 01-17-2006 at 10:00 AM.
01-16-2006, 09:36 PM
#6
Here is a couple that my wife wants to throw in:
You can't get off work to take her out of town, but all you're holidays are booked around out of town races.
She asks what temp the oven should be for the roast, and you tell her "220F-240F" is safe.
The new hop ups on you're car are more shiny than her wedding ring.
You spend 10 hours masking and painting a body, but you don't have time to paint the kitchen.
You can't get off work to take her out of town, but all you're holidays are booked around out of town races.
She asks what temp the oven should be for the roast, and you tell her "220F-240F" is safe.
The new hop ups on you're car are more shiny than her wedding ring.
You spend 10 hours masking and painting a body, but you don't have time to paint the kitchen.
01-16-2006, 09:45 PM
#7
How about when she tries to make a move, and your sorta uninterested and shes thinking "He must have another woman", and you're thinking "I should have won that race"....
Well, that has never happened to me anyway...
Well, that has never happened to me anyway...
01-17-2006, 08:09 AM
#8
If your wife laughed or added to the list, please let her know I will be starting meeting for us neglected widows. (or at least give us posts every so often to giggle at you guys.)
As for who I am, my husband said I couldn't tell ya all cause he was embarassed. If you can guess, I will buy you a soda next time we are at SIR.
(or at least give us posts every so often to giggle at you guys.) As for who I am, my husband said I couldn't tell ya all cause he was embarassed. If you can guess, I will buy you a soda next time we are at SIR.
01-17-2006, 08:25 AM
#9
Originally Posted by RCwife
If your wife laughed or added to the list, please let her know I will be starting meeting for us neglected widows. (or at least give us posts every so often to giggle at you guys.)
As for who I am, my husband said I couldn't tell ya all cause he was embarassed. If you can guess, I will buy you a soda next time we are at SIR.
(or at least give us posts every so often to giggle at you guys.) As for who I am, my husband said I couldn't tell ya all cause he was embarassed. If you can guess, I will buy you a soda next time we are at SIR.
01-17-2006, 08:51 AM
#13
I can top that. Our three year old has been caught begging, more then once to "go see the race cars". We had to get her a little RC car so she could race like Daddy.
Here is another one for my list:
A family outing is always race related. A smart RC wife checks Hawaii and Disneyland for any RC events.
And I forgot to post the one he said was marginally decent enough to post:
He brags about finishing in 10 seconds flat.
A hint about me: I recognize some of your names and I know at least one of you.
Here is another one for my list:
A family outing is always race related. A smart RC wife checks Hawaii and Disneyland for any RC events.
And I forgot to post the one he said was marginally decent enough to post:
He brags about finishing in 10 seconds flat.
A hint about me: I recognize some of your names and I know at least one of you.
01-17-2006, 09:08 AM
#14
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Last edited by rchoudini; 01-17-2006 at 10:01 AM.
01-17-2006, 10:02 AM
#15
so hints to go on.
races at both sir and fw
has three year old little girl
has a wife that actually likes him
has actually been to the track
oh i know, i know.
races at both sir and fw
has three year old little girl
has a wife that actually likes him
has actually been to the track
oh i know, i know.