How many are running secret govt black ops
#31
Before we got married I told my wife I had a $300 a week strip club habit. I told her I loved her and wanted to change but I was too weak. I said maybe if I had something else to concentrate on... Now she sees my $200 a week RC habit as not just a relief but a bargain
#32
same joke with a bowling theme:
After a bit of extramarital fun, a man borrows some talcum powder from his new lover. Upon return home, his wife is waiting for him in the doorway at 3am and she is furious. "Where the hell have you been?!?!" "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You liar!!! You went bowling again!!!"
After a bit of extramarital fun, a man borrows some talcum powder from his new lover. Upon return home, his wife is waiting for him in the doorway at 3am and she is furious. "Where the hell have you been?!?!" "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You liar!!! You went bowling again!!!"
#33
just take her to the kentucky derby and bet 10k on longshot..then compare which is more expensive...horses or RC cars?
#35
Just tell her you're gonna pick up golf or deep sea fishing as a hobby and start breaking down the expenses:
A good set of club - >$1500
golf clothes - $$$
green fees - >$50 - $$$$ per outing
golf cart rental - >$50
travel to world class golf courses - $$$$$
A good set of salt water rods and reels - $1500
tackle box and tackle - >$200
party boat fees - $50 - $$$$ per outing
fishing license - $35
travel to exotic fishing destination - $$$$
and then say, I'll just do RC, its much cheaper.
A good set of club - >$1500
golf clothes - $$$
green fees - >$50 - $$$$ per outing
golf cart rental - >$50
travel to world class golf courses - $$$$$
A good set of salt water rods and reels - $1500
tackle box and tackle - >$200
party boat fees - $50 - $$$$ per outing
fishing license - $35
travel to exotic fishing destination - $$$$
and then say, I'll just do RC, its much cheaper.
#36
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well its hard when you travel with rc:
2008 fuel sedan nationals
-plane ticket $400
- hotel $500
- 2 new handmod engines because you didn't race enough to keep your engine deal $900
- 30 sets of tires for the week $300
- case of your favorite fuel $120
- telling your new girlfriend your going on a trip to sunny florida without her... PRICELESS
2008 fuel sedan nationals
-plane ticket $400
- hotel $500
- 2 new handmod engines because you didn't race enough to keep your engine deal $900
- 30 sets of tires for the week $300
- case of your favorite fuel $120
- telling your new girlfriend your going on a trip to sunny florida without her... PRICELESS
#37
hmm
just got back from another mission picked up a jp fx12 cannot disclose the location but the package is safe next on the list is jp 35+21 keep it on the low be seeing you soon win the mission is complete until then cant be bothered