Employment thread
Employment thread
06-10-2005 | 09:32 PM
#2
Whilst on the Subject of Employment thought this could fit right in 
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent
sir!
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac, underwear-model daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshi_tin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
Cheers
Skip
06-10-2005 | 09:37 PM
#3
Originally Posted by VoneSkip
Whilst on the Subject of Employment thought this could fit right in A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent
sir!
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac, underwear-model daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshi_tin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
Cheers
Skip
06-11-2005 | 03:34 AM
#4
Originally Posted by VoneSkip
Whilst on the Subject of Employment thought this could fit right in A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent
sir!
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac, underwear-model daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshi_tin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
Cheers
Skip
that was a good one skip!
06-12-2005 | 11:09 PM
#6
Tech Master
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,117
From: TOO FAR
PARE
Originally Posted by FUK_WRX
can anyone help suppress my addiction for RC... looking for a job but nothing relating RC 
JK im bored.
JK im bored.
are you on house-arrest as well(grounded for life)? is your rc addiction as strong as mine that it suppressed my gambling addiction, took out
my alcholic dream and recently took over my 26year smoking habit? like you i am not working and struggling to stop myself from buying any more rc stuff. i bought this 3 days ago......
06-12-2005 | 11:14 PM
#7
Originally Posted by teamgatch
bro
are you on house-arrest as well(grounded for life)? is your rc addiction as strong as mine that it suppressed my gambling addiction, took out my alcholic dream and recently took over my 26year smoking habit?
like you i am not working and struggling to stop myself from buying any more rc stuff. i bought this 3 days ago......
are you on house-arrest as well(grounded for life)? is your rc addiction as strong as mine that it suppressed my gambling addiction, took out
my alcholic dream and recently took over my 26year smoking habit? like you i am not working and struggling to stop myself from buying any more rc stuff. i bought this 3 days ago......
06-12-2005 | 11:43 PM
#8
Tech Master
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,117
From: TOO FAR
rc the only thing...
the best thing for me....rc will make me live longer...
without my 83 cars, i will be lost....
i am bored and missing my dad and 3 sisters. i havent seen them in 3 years and the last time i went OS to see them was when my mom died.
cheer up,pare as long as you alive theres hope....
mike
without my 83 cars, i will be lost....
i am bored and missing my dad and 3 sisters. i havent seen them in 3 years and the last time i went OS to see them was when my mom died.
cheer up,pare as long as you alive theres hope....
mike
06-13-2005 | 03:27 AM
#9
Originally Posted by teamgatch
the best thing for me....rc will make me live longer...
without my 83 cars, i will be lost....
i am bored and missing my dad and 3 sisters. i havent seen them in 3 years and the last time i went OS to see them was when my mom died.
cheer up,pare as long as you alive theres hope....
mike
without my 83 cars, i will be lost....
i am bored and missing my dad and 3 sisters. i havent seen them in 3 years and the last time i went OS to see them was when my mom died.
cheer up,pare as long as you alive theres hope....
mike
lets go back home mike race at the new tracks there....
06-13-2005 | 04:36 AM
#11
Originally Posted by murfy
geez i think you two should get a room or something thats if you can afford one
hey loui if you wanna quit rcing you can always be my pit bitch i sure the will be some for you to clean.
thats if you can afford one hey loui if you wanna quit rcing you can always be my pit bitch
i sure the will be some for you to clean.So thanks to all my mates
for being there for me 
06-13-2005 | 05:31 AM
#12
Tech Master
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,117
From: TOO FAR
qc
Originally Posted by FUK_WRX
Thanks man... atlaest someone here understand the way i feel lets go back home mike race at the new tracks there....
lets go back home mike race at the new tracks there....murfy...if youre not doing anything, you can help me pair my tires, paint 16 shells, cycle 12packs, dyno 18motors, balance all my offroad rims and dust some of my cars and yeah, help my son ethan finish his mini-t track
06-13-2005 | 05:52 AM
#14
Originally Posted by teamgatch
have you seen the new track that they are building in QC? its so big that you can drift your fullsize car in it?
murfy...if youre not doing anything, you can help me pair my tires, paint 16 shells, cycle 12packs, dyno 18motors, balance all my offroad rims and dust some of my cars and yeah, help my son ethan finish his mini-t track
murfy...if youre not doing anything, you can help me pair my tires, paint 16 shells, cycle 12packs, dyno 18motors, balance all my offroad rims and dust some of my cars and yeah, help my son ethan finish his mini-t track
Man you sure love to keep your stuff. I have problems holding on to mine lol
06-14-2005 | 07:07 AM
#15
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,117
From: TOO FAR
i hate selling them....
they are like my kids...you can take them to have a run but they must always come home to me....an hour ago a couple of my mates came over and borrowed a B3 to use in the interclub this weekend coming..i dont mind, i got 6 cars on loan....i will never get to see them run all at the same trime anyway
i saw that onroad track at one of the manila forums . they have a good one in Cebu and another big track in Tagaytay where the 2nd kyosho world titles was held
i saw that onroad track at one of the manila forums . they have a good one in Cebu and another big track in Tagaytay where the 2nd kyosho world titles was held