You know, for some reason I always thought that a "dorkmissile" was a car with too much power and a bad driver who had no fear of the trigger. Neeeer-BOOM Neeeer-BOOM Neeeer-BOOM is the sound it makes as it accelerates and crashes, and your afraid to lap him because he will probably collect you against the board.
I had never heard of that crazy guy on a dance floor thing, maybe thats for people who remember disco.
