Originally Posted by Badman Racer

How cool would it be to have a whole thread dedicated to yourself on RCTech.
People could post things up like

When Gavin Hatherly goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Gavin Hatherlyed.

Gavin Hatherly counted to infinity - twice.

When Gavin Hatherly does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing
the Earth down.

Gavin Hatherly gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Gavin Hatherly can slam a revolving door.

Gavin Hatherly once visited "The Virgin Islands". They are now called "The Islands".

Gavin Hatherly's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Gavin Hatherly.

Gavin Hatherly's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superman owns a pair of Gavin Hatherly pyjamas.

Gavin Hatherly owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win
the1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out
of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card
from the game Uno.

Gavin Hatherly sleeps with a night light. Not because Gavin Hatherly is afraid
of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gavin Hatherly.

Gavin Hatherly doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when
they touch his body.

Once a cobra bit Gavin Hatherly's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
the cobra died.

Gavin Hatherly divides by zero.

Gavin Hatherly is always on top during sex because Gavin Hatherly never fucks up.

When Gavin Hatherly exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Gavin Hatherly doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Gavin Hatherly sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled drinking ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Gavin kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The
devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. They call it thier Mandate.

Gavin Hatherly can kill two stones with one bird.

Gavin Hatherly once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Gavin Hatherly once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "shitting bricks" wasn't just a figure of
speech.

The only time Gavin Hatherly was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake

We all love you Gav