I was always a good perimeter shooter but no matter how hard I tried I couldn't bulk up enough to bully my way around the court. A couple of my friends played for Div 1A teams in college, the only real difference when we all played together was their bulk versus me, the toothpick. So I stuck to computers and being a full time geek.
You guys are making me sad about the Hooters thing. Although, as it was, I barely made it home; I was so lightheaded at the end of that drive, I'm amazed I didn't run off the road.