Originally Posted by Joey Platinum

A guy in our city had a Calvin sticker made that depicted him pissing on a cop and the cops beat him up with billy clubs and it only took 6 of them to do it ,but then a guy dressed in a batman costume broke into each of their homes and tied them up and pissed on them. He was later caught at the r/c track telling Hippie Man about it and they were taking laxatives and drinking Lord Calvert. The moral of the story: Whats the difference between an Oyster shucker with epilepsy an a prostitute with diarrhea?????...The oyster shucker shucks between fits and the prostitute with diarrhea f---s between sh--s. I need to wash my Batman costume now.