Guts or Balls.
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We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but
do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definitions are exemplified below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.