OK serious question: Do we have a racer called James Lee. I got an email with an attachment but no subject from a James Lee and to me that's a bit like getting a parcel that's ticking.
"Do you think I should open it?"
"Well it
is ticking......hmmm, maybe not."
"Are you sure? Maybe it's a clock."
"Maybe it's a clock with big f.....g bomb attached to it!!!"
"But what if someone sent me a clock as a present?"
"What if someone sent you a clock with a big f....g bomb attached to it as a
sick kind of present?"
"I'm opening it! I can't stand not knowing!"
Rip, rip, rip, rip.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick TOCK!............................................. ..............