If you buy a MP9 it means you have a small Penis.
If you buy an D8 it means you have a small brain.
If you buy an MBX6 it means you like balls.
If you buy a Losi 2.0 it means you weren't paying attention in your SpEd classes.
If you buy an 808 it means you don't shave your bush
If you buy a Jammin you are from South America
If you buy a CEN...well, im sorry!
If you buy a Hyper you must be confused.
If you buy a Caster...i mean, come on, who's buying a Caster?
If you buy an LRP you probably have body odor issues.
If you buy a TQ SX8...wait, you got it for free.
If you buy a __________, it means ______________
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