i think its sarcasm!
The best one is not maintaining your car, thats worth a second a lap,
just glue together old broken parts, "its just a little broken, its still good,......"
or "a dirty car is a fast car"
Use the brushes in your motor (without a comm tru) until the spring doesn't hold them in any more,
Tires are always good on their 11th to 13 run!! I SWEAR!