Dear Dr Lowtech,
I am writting to on behalf of a friend of ours.
This poor guy seems to have all the latest cars and has recently brought a brand new flash battery charger, but seems to suffer from performance anxiety.
I know he spends heaps of time on his cars, though he does seem to change them quite often (must get a new one every month, but hardly runs them, so they can't be worn out)
I know that myself and a lot of other people would like to see this poor sole get up and perform rather than pack it in before the finals.
I hope you can help this person out before he looses his sponsership from TSW.

Wishing them all well
FOF