~McSmooth~

Bud Light Presents R/C Men of Genius

…R/C Men of Genius…

Today we salute you Mr. A-Main Sponsor Shirt Wearer

…Mr. A-Main Sponsor Shirt Wearer…

A squiggly, jiggly, mishmash of decals on an ugly shirt we wouldn't be caught dead in, but it sure looks good on you.

…Squiggly, jiggly…

They say beauty's in the eye of the beholder. We say "whoever beholden that thing covered in stickers is beholden one ugly shirt."

…keep holdin’ on!…

No, I wasn't tarred-and-feathered by a group of hippies armed with brightly colored R/C decals; I'm wearing my “A-Main shirt”!

…There's a 'Team Much More' in my armpit!...

It may take special talent to drive your way into the show, but now that you’ve made it, you truly look “special”.

…Where’s my hockey helmet?...

So, crack open a nice, cold Bud Light, Mr. Natty in his Knits. Your contract might say you must wear it, but you sure look like a complete idiot.

…Mr. A-Main Sponsor Shirt Wearer…