Chick Magnet.

Ok first we have to talk about my research on Chick Magnets. To be a chick magnet is every guys dream, now it can be done with a little help from the Doctor. I have found a few ways to attract women and will again try to explain them to you. But be careful.

My first method was to infiltrate a Bras and Things store and plant a metal impregnated bra and knickers that I had been working on in the labs and put them onto the rack. I then left the store and attached a heap of motor cans to my waist on a sort of ammo belt set-up. I then waited and waited until the garments were sold.

Straight away I followed her, I couldn’t get too close as the bag of shopping would be ripped from her hand and onto the ammo melt laced with old motor cans. My luck, she stopped into the toilet and slipped on the new garments.

After she came out I followed her closer and closer, I could see her starting to loose balance as the magnetic field started to work it’s magic, then just as I was about to succeed I passed a convent. Before I knew it I had four nuns flying midair being dragged by their crosses around their necks. As this happened she turned around to see these nuns stuck to my waist, not a good look. Back to the drawing board. Looks like the Neodymium magnet had too much range for this use.

My second attempt still going along with the Magnet theory but was to use a magnet that I could turn on and off as I pleased. Yes you guessed it, An Electro Magnet. I was in luck as the local metal scrap yard was selling it’s crane off that has an electro magnet on the end to pick up huge lumps of steel and scrap cars and things.

ECM (Electric chick magnet) was looking good. I installed it onto the back panel of the 1974 Land Cruiser and was off to cruise the streets. I parked it just outside a Body piecing parlour as I knew this should be a metal rich environment. I walked in and wanted to speak to my friend Albert, so I could get a little inside information. The girl at the counter asked if she could help me and I said yea I was after Albert. She said oh Prince Albert, yep come this way. Before I knew it I screamed and ran out in pain and never to go back. So the ECM was never used as I thought my new metal parts would be to close to the magnet to try it out.


After many unsuccessful attempts I did what any true professor would do. I went back to labs of TSW and continued to work on such projects as IFT, Serial Motors and other projects, hoping, one day, I will make it big and the girls will love me for my money.

Dr Lowtech.