Dr Lowtech,
After reading & using the advice you have offered so far, im convinced that you are the man to help me with my questions.

Im a stock driver & i've noticed the importance of a "free drivetrain". I've read elsewhere that if you "flush" your bearings, it will help make my car quicker. The problem is doctor, that its costing me a fortune in replacement bearings, not to mention plumbers costs to un block my s bend?? Im not really seeing a benefit as when the plumber retrieves my bearings, they are usually full of shit again, on the count of dad forgetting to use the other toilet. Please help.

my other question is

In an attempt to "free my car", I recently broke INTO villawood detention centre. Once inside, I threw my car over the fence, back out into "freedom", but apart from a cracked chassis, my car doesnt seem much free'r? Should I leave it in Villawood Detention centre for longer, or should I try Long Bay or something?

Thankyou
Your friend
Timmy.