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Old 09-21-2007, 07:17 PM
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I can't believe nobody has picked Clark Smith.

Despite not even being entered, he will win from his couch someplace in southern boondocks western virginia where they don't even have the "inter netter." He will win every round of every class and have infinite laps in negative five minutes. By virtue of his rapid speed he will create an impenetrable force field so nobody else can get on the track, and the earth will go back 5 minutes in time (thus the negative timing result). When he has the trophies shipped back to him the plane will crash with the weight and the earth's gravitational field will be permanently affected by all the metal in one place.

Mo Denton will penetrate a wall with his stock car after all his chassis screws fall out. After 3 ~ top 15 runs, qualify into the "A" in the 4th heat in 19T then pick up the win in the main.

Chris Young will win the concourse body show with a stunning and eye-piercing display of form and color, but not be there to pick up the prize, because he's too embarrased to be shorter than the trophy girl ... again. Hey Chris, it doesn't have to be like that, I hear Jeff Gordon has some platform shoes you can borrow.....

Oh, and the class results...
Stock Foam ... Jason Schreffler
19T Foam ... Mo Denton
Mod Foam ... Barry Baker
Stock Rubber .... Tag (Team Car, Team Win)
19T Rubber ... Brandon Melton
Mod Rubber ... Hara
Stock 12th ... Frank C Jr
Mod 12th ... Billy Easton
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