Bug Light presents, R/C Men of Genius - Mr Race DIrector
I had to try one....
Bud Light Presents: R/C Men of Genius
…R/C Men of Genius…
Today we salute you, Mr.. RC Race Director
…Mr. RC Race Director...
Any one can yell GO but you have the prestige and ability to decide when the race will start, races bow down and await your immortal words
…WAIT, I need a minute please ...
It takes special talent to put any and all racers in their place, but no race will start unless you say so!
…My trigger finger is getting nervous waiting for the tone....
You make sure the grid is set, everyone has check in and the turn marshals are in place.
…My battery is dumping!...
Who needs "Start you Engines" or waving a green flag when you just have to press a button.
Drag race to first turn, OH NO, the big one!!!
And then over the loudspeaker you command the scrubs to pull over!!
But I'm battling for 8th place.......
And at the 5 minute mark the race is over and you tell each race he race is over...
I could have won but I was hacked.....
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light ol’ Commander of the racetrack.....
…Mr. RC Race Director...