Man, you realy are an ignorant sod aren't you. It was a long time ago since I learnt to tie my laces and handle more power than a johnsons silver can, and I race to go fast not slow. As for the 'I been racing x years' is relevant, cause nothing is wholly new in this game, just spun differently.
Albeit cheating in sealed can class is just dumb, but hey, it is possible and definately doable without being caught. But I don't race them, as I prefer to run motors that you can legaly fiddle with.
Silvercan is an ideal class for racing indoors on tight carpet tracks though.