man... have you every thought about writing Romance Novels...?? some of the stuff I have read in my wifes books are detailed like this.
"As I mounted her and looked at her Ivory Mountains of Love, out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimps of something Evil. I Thrust my buldging body from atop her heavenly silky wet body and tackeled the evil Blimp. While the Blimp could be compared to her twin towers of fun I was overcome by the balencing expoxy on the blimp. Soon the blimp had full contol of me..wrapping its strings around my arms and legs....."
