Whilst on the Subject of Employment thought this could fit right in

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the

counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent
sir!
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac, underwear-model daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshi_tin' me!"



The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."


Cheers
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