Leaving this here so I can come back to buy later - Amazon LED lamp
Checks all the boxes: bright, tilt AND swivel, usb connection, and usb block power source. I hate being that guy blocking outlets with power wart blocking a port or 2 when its already crowded. A NFC charging would be nice but isnt necessary. I usually just need to either charge my phone or remote. Hardly both at the same time.

That one persons review has me sold