Reality
I'd say we can expect about 5 stages after we get the cars...
"1st-The 'gasp' heard round the world, as we are all in shock, that its finally actually happened.
2nd-Post flow rapidly to the board as we all tell each other we got the kit and ask each other ("do you see this part or that part") like all of our dumb azzes don't have the exact same kit!
3rd-Then, an eerie 6-8 hour quiet as we all settle down to build our cars as quick as possible.
4th-'Thudds' heard round the world as we all pass out because we haven't stopped building to eat, drink, or go to the bathroom
and finally
5th-After recovering, and having our wives force us to eat, we flood the thread asking if anyone has set up sheets!"
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6th The guy who you sold your tricked out XXX-S G+ to for $75.00
bumps you into the wall as he laps you.
7th The crash with the wall breaks your left fron A-Arm.
8th Your LHS doesnt have any JXRS parts or any ETA when they will get them. Stormer doesn't have any parts listed and Horizon shows them all on order.
9th After a 3 week wait the part arrives its $19.99 and they send you the right side one and you needed the left.
10th After another 2 weeks the right part arrives
11th You return to the track
12th In the first heat the same guy jumps the starting tone and rear ends your car on the starting grid bending the right rear dogbone at a 30 degree angle.
13th You are booked for assault and battery. Your JXRS is seized as evivdence.