I think my last post in that forum was an old skool saying to the nature of:

"Twat you say? I cunt hear or see you. I think I have a eye and ear in-fuck-tion. Tits ok though, I'll finger it out later"

Of course, I had to use a bunch of #$%*(^&*# in between letters so it was not bleeped out.

F--- EM!