i have seen some stupid ish... hear another one....

Driver brings in his car hot and the pitman picks it up to fuel it. The driver is reving the motor to keep it lite while fueling and the pitman stops fueling and hold his arms out like he is turn marshalling. Once the driver stop he goes back to fueling and then drive revs it again. The pitman does the same thing again. The driver is like WTF. The driver stops reving the motor and the pitman completes fueling only to throw the car out and it flames out. The driver was pissed.

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I seen a pitman have his driver come in for fuel and picks up the truggy, put the fuel gun in, squeeze the trigger, but forgot open the fuel door. Fuel all over the inside of the truggy and him...I laughed my azz off that day.....