Don't feed the troll.
Richardson, you should do us all a favor and donate that truck to somebody that'll actually put it on dirt. "Street tuning," and "Shelf queening" aren't the right venues for a vehicle of that caliber.
Let me direct you towards Tamiya, or Testors static models, as they'd be right up your alley. No tuning, no racing, no dirt, you don't even have to mount tires! You can paint it any color you'd like and polish it to your heart's content.
Check it out, they even have that Pink Beetle you've always wanted
