Things you hear from your Pitman
03-14-2012, 12:41 PM
#34
re
" Oops"
This, when after getting about 1/2 lap in from pitstop, my trug just stopped dead. Motor running, just wouldn't budge. Marshall couldn't figure it out, so I called it, had pit guy bring it in. Pulled the body off and found the fuel cap stuck in the center diff.
This, when after getting about 1/2 lap in from pitstop, my trug just stopped dead. Motor running, just wouldn't budge. Marshall couldn't figure it out, so I called it, had pit guy bring it in. Pulled the body off and found the fuel cap stuck in the center diff.
03-14-2012, 12:43 PM
#35
Tech Addict
the strangest i've heard was just after the first pitstop
Driver: somethings broke the car feels wierd
pit person(drivers wife): what
driver: don't worry
End of the race the car had a broken rear shock tower at the bulkhead he still won the race by a lap....
Driver: somethings broke the car feels wierd
pit person(drivers wife): what
driver: don't worry
End of the race the car had a broken rear shock tower at the bulkhead he still won the race by a lap....
03-14-2012, 12:43 PM
#36
re
how about the 2 leaders battling for the win neck and neck both come in for fuel your guy gets out first takes the win ,next race second place guy says"you have to pit for me you owe me that much"lol
Last edited by toofless; 03-14-2012 at 01:30 PM.
03-14-2012, 12:46 PM
#37
re
how about a racer coming off the drivers stand screaming at you"the marshall"who ran halfway across the track to get his car that crashed on an easy turn blaming you for losing his race
03-14-2012, 12:50 PM
#38
This was when I first started so give me a little mercy... please.
I was pitting for a guy and was doing OK till he flamed out. Went and grabbed his buggy, put it on the starter, put on the ni-starter and pressed. I'm screaming "Give it some gas !!!" and pressing with all my might. He screams down "Flip it around, it's backwards" So I flip everything around, buggy AND starter box. He finally runs down from the drivers stand and flips the buggy around and it fires right up. I'm like "DOH ! Sorry about that" He's cool and just chuckles. He goes back up to the stand and I set his buggy on the pit ramp. While he's walking up the stairs he gives a little pull just to keep the motor running and the buggy drives off the pit lane and wrecks into a concrete barrier... and dies. I get it fired back up and he's off but I'm pretty sure he finished last.
I was pitting for a guy and was doing OK till he flamed out. Went and grabbed his buggy, put it on the starter, put on the ni-starter and pressed. I'm screaming "Give it some gas !!!" and pressing with all my might. He screams down "Flip it around, it's backwards" So I flip everything around, buggy AND starter box. He finally runs down from the drivers stand and flips the buggy around and it fires right up. I'm like "DOH ! Sorry about that" He's cool and just chuckles. He goes back up to the stand and I set his buggy on the pit ramp. While he's walking up the stairs he gives a little pull just to keep the motor running and the buggy drives off the pit lane and wrecks into a concrete barrier... and dies. I get it fired back up and he's off but I'm pretty sure he finished last.
03-14-2012, 01:00 PM
#39
This was when I first started so give me a little mercy... please.
I was pitting for a guy and was doing OK till he flamed out. Went and grabbed his buggy, put it on the starter, put on the ni-starter and pressed. I'm screaming "Give it some gas !!!" and pressing with all my might. He screams down "Flip it around, it's backwards" So I flip everything around, buggy AND starter box. He finally runs down from the drivers stand and flips the buggy around and it fires right up. I'm like "DOH ! Sorry about that" He's cool and just chuckles. He goes back up to the stand and I set his buggy on the pit ramp. While he's walking up the stairs he gives a little pull just to keep the motor running and the buggy drives off the pit lane and wrecks into a concrete barrier... and dies. I get it fired back up and he's off but I'm pretty sure he finished last.
I was pitting for a guy and was doing OK till he flamed out. Went and grabbed his buggy, put it on the starter, put on the ni-starter and pressed. I'm screaming "Give it some gas !!!" and pressing with all my might. He screams down "Flip it around, it's backwards" So I flip everything around, buggy AND starter box. He finally runs down from the drivers stand and flips the buggy around and it fires right up. I'm like "DOH ! Sorry about that" He's cool and just chuckles. He goes back up to the stand and I set his buggy on the pit ramp. While he's walking up the stairs he gives a little pull just to keep the motor running and the buggy drives off the pit lane and wrecks into a concrete barrier... and dies. I get it fired back up and he's off but I'm pretty sure he finished last.
We have a ROOKIE in that house. Funny but hold your buddies car till he gets back on the stand please or we're all screaming RUNAWAY!!!!
03-14-2012, 01:00 PM
#40
Running out of fuel minutes after first pit.
Me-did you fill the fuel gun before u used it?
Pitman-uh yeah
Pitman 10 min later-Actually i forgot to ever put any fuel in your fuel gun
Me-did you fill the fuel gun before u used it?
Pitman-uh yeah
Pitman 10 min later-Actually i forgot to ever put any fuel in your fuel gun
03-14-2012, 01:31 PM
#43
03-14-2012, 01:35 PM
#44
This one of my blunders......shut up R2!!!!
I am driving and thinking I am driving real good and my pitman screams out " What in the Hell are you doing!!!!!". I finally realize the car I thought was mine was not and I was hitting walls and doing donuts at the other end of the track.
I am driving and thinking I am driving real good and my pitman screams out " What in the Hell are you doing!!!!!". I finally realize the car I thought was mine was not and I was hitting walls and doing donuts at the other end of the track.
03-14-2012, 01:47 PM
#45
re
This one of my blunders......shut up R2!!!!
I am driving and thinking I am driving real good and my pitman screams out " What in the Hell are you doing!!!!!". I finally realize the car I thought was mine was not and I was hitting walls and doing donuts at the other end of the track.
I am driving and thinking I am driving real good and my pitman screams out " What in the Hell are you doing!!!!!". I finally realize the car I thought was mine was not and I was hitting walls and doing donuts at the other end of the track.