Ask Steve "The Evicerator" Weiss
01-04-2006, 09:45 AM
#2536
Tech Adept
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT all up in yer ear hole scuba...
01-04-2006, 10:03 AM
#2537
Tech Master
iTrader: (19)
Originally Posted by Evicerator
"Ostrich eggs are the largest of all eggs and weigh about 2.75 pounds. The contents of one ostrich egg is equivalent to two dozen chicken eggs."
Pass the salt please.......LOTS of salt please.........
01-04-2006, 11:23 AM
#2540
Tech Master
iTrader: (72)
Somehow we have avoided the original question of how far one can be thrown. My personal best is 165.6 feet with an egg that weighed 2.56 pounds. The wind was at my back and I used a Tom Brady style throw. The egg did break upon impact...and let's just say...well...it wasn't pretty.
01-04-2006, 12:24 PM
#2545
Originally Posted by C_O_jones
It would be a shame to waste all of that food by having it break on impact.
Just think of all those starving kids in Socal.
Sooooo, you need a designated catcher. Nominations anyone??
Numan? Howard Hudson? CHARLIE!!!!!
GO DEEP!
Fred
Just think of all those starving kids in Socal.
Sooooo, you need a designated catcher. Nominations anyone??
Numan? Howard Hudson? CHARLIE!!!!!
GO DEEP!
Fred
That egg would crack his chest plate....lol 
01-04-2006, 12:46 PM
#2548
BEASTIE BOYS - Egg Man Lyrics
I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee
Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man
Driving Around, King of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
You know, I'm the Egg Man
Once upon a time
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
Yo they just got my little cousin ese
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there
Up on the roof, in my car
Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite
The mack, I'm the Egg Man
Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families puck rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee
Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man
Driving Around, King of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
You know, I'm the Egg Man
Once upon a time
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said bloodclot
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
Yo they just got my little cousin ese
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there
Up on the roof, in my car
Up all night, I'm pulling through signs like Dolomite
The mack, I'm the Egg Man
Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families puck rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
01-04-2006, 12:50 PM
#2549
Originally Posted by Evicerator
THIS JUST IN!
The winner of the Ostrich Egg Toss Contest (OETC) Shall be the lucky recipient of a REAL LIVE OSTRICH EGG which you can nurture, incubate, and hatch so that you can have your very own pet ostrich!
The winner of the Ostrich Egg Toss Contest (OETC) Shall be the lucky recipient of a REAL LIVE OSTRICH EGG which you can nurture, incubate, and hatch so that you can have your very own pet ostrich!
