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Old 02-28-2006, 07:43 PM
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Chuck Norris entered Paris once. That video made 40yr guys less loney for many nights.
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:43 PM
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The Titanic didn't sink because it hit an iceberg...Chuck Norris was doing the backstroke and the ship got in the way.
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:31 PM
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So it was an "Act of Chuck Norris" not and act of God? Oh crap, I just doubted Chuck Norris, I'll be round housed for sure!!!
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:34 PM
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Wasnt it Chuck Norris that "impregnated" the Virgin Mary? Word has it his 'third leg' got her when he was doing his morning stretches in the buff...


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Old 06-25-2006, 11:34 PM
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Chuck Norris crippled Superman, but everybody still thinks it was a horse
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:47 AM
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You know that 'cyclops kitten'? It was once a normal kitten, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the head and knocked one eyeball into the other, fusing them together.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Dave Bowser
lmao...........Chuck was just mad cause i put a lap on him
Chuck Norris doesn't get mad........ You just get a roundhouse kick to the head!









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Old 06-26-2006, 12:07 PM
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Once, chuck Norris tried to have sex with a woman, but realized he was homosexual and had to call up Richard Simmons
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Old 06-26-2006, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Beeen
Once, chuck Norris tried to have sex with a woman, but realized he was homosexual and had to call up Richard Simmons

Chuck is gonna kill you for calling him gay.
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Old 06-26-2006, 01:56 PM
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May Chuck have mercy on your soul!
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Old 06-26-2006, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Beeen
Once, chuck Norris tried to have sex with a woman, but realized he was homosexual and had to call up Richard Simmons

Oh my CHUCK... i cant believe he just said that!!

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Old 06-26-2006, 05:38 PM
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Why doesn't Chuck Norris have any hair on his balls?









Because hair doesn't grow on steel.
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:06 PM
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Yeah whatever, everyone know Bowie could kick Norris's ass anyway!
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Originally Posted by Beeen
Yeah whatever, everyone know Bowie could kick Norris's ass anyway!

Oh I understand now. Beeen is a nickname for Richard Simmons so that makes you richard simmons. You just want to be gay with him.
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by D Hunt 3
Oh I understand now. Beeen is a nickname for Richard Simmons so that makes you richard simmons. You just want to be gay with him.
Man, you do know who Richard Simmons is, right?
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