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Old 01-27-2006, 01:54 PM
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Why was 6 afraid of Chuck Norris? Because Chuck Norris, 8, 9.

The final digit of pi has recently been calculated to be: Chuck Norris.

Plate Techtonics is actually Chuck Norris...using the continents as a kick board.

In high school, Chuck Norris actually joined the track team in the shot put. His farthest throw still hasn't landed. Today astronomers can still see it billions of miles away. Some have been known to refer to it as "Pluto."

"Chernobyl" is literally translated to "Chuck Norris burp."

Chuck Norris once played Jenga. There were no survivors.

A pickup truck with it's tailgate down leaving Chicago traveling toward New Jersey with an easterly windspeed of 5 knots will meet with an identical pickup truck with a 1500 pound payload traveling the same road from New Jersey to Chicago with it's tailgate up WHENEVER CHUCK NORRIS DAMN WELL PLEASES!
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Old 01-27-2006, 04:49 PM
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Look at what happened to this B#$tch



This caused a major earthquake



A must read





He has never been seen again
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:51 PM
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Clint Eastwood would kick Chuck Norris's ass

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Old 01-28-2006, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave Bowser
Clint Eastwood would kick Chuck Norrises ass

I just got word that after reading that post, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr. Bowser in the face. Mr. Bowser is no longer with us.
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Old 01-28-2006, 10:03 PM
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lmao...........Chuck was just mad cause i put a lap on him
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Old 01-29-2006, 08:46 PM
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Joan Rivers says plastic surgery is the best way to look younger. Chuck Norris just eats babies to stay youthful.
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Originally Posted by ChadCapece
Chuck Norris just eats babies to stay youthful.
To prepare them into a salad, he slices them by repeatedly round housing their upper and lower extremities and go figure, he doesn't even need french dressing...
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Kenny from South Park paid the Grim Reaper to kill Chuck Norris.
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Red Z
Kenny from South Park paid the Grim Reaper to kill Chuck Norris.

When the Grim Reaper dies, Chuck Norris is the one who greet him...... with a round house kick to the hood!!!!!
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Old 01-30-2006, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueBird-sr
To prepare them into a salad, he slices them by repeatedly round housing their upper and lower extremities and go figure, he doesn't even need french dressing...
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in France.
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Old 01-30-2006, 12:44 PM
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Z
Kenny from South Park paid the Grim Reaper to kill Chuck Norris.
in one episode kenny gets killed by chuck...seriously
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I gotta keep this one alive...too good.
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If Chuck Norris created the alphabet, he'd put "U" and a roundhouse kick together, very violently as to cause as much pain as possible.
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Chuck Norris went to Paris once. France surrendered.
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