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Old 01-26-2006, 11:50 PM
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chuck norris farts are so loud they break the sound barrier....
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:02 AM
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By far the best Thread in the WORLD
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:13 AM
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these are funny as hell....

chuck norris is so tough, he shaves with a chainsaw.
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Old 01-27-2006, 10:45 AM
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I can't believe I started this mess!!!

Well, here is another:

If Chuck Norris is ever late, Father Time needs to slow the heck down........hence, Chuck Norris is never late.
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Old 01-27-2006, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by onnetz
these are funny as hell....

chuck norris is so tough, he shaves with a chainsaw.

You forgot:


The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:34 PM
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chuck norris drops terds so big that logging trucks have to haul them away
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:51 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany

Chuck Norris once dragged his wang across the southwest. The Grand Canyon was born.
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:54 PM
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the only thing worse than Chuck Norris is two Chuck Norris's
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Old 01-27-2006, 01:08 PM
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I HATE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!
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I do wish I had a Walker, Texas Ranger Lever. Conan rox.
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Old 01-27-2006, 01:23 PM
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Chuck Norris created god.

The big bang theory is true. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a huge ball of mass and it was so scared that it started to expand in every direction away from Chuck Norris.
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Old 01-27-2006, 01:23 PM
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Chuck Norris came up with the recipe that The Rock uses.

When someone says,"I traded blows with Chuck Norris," what that really means is Chuck gave them a mean roundhouse to the face before making them suck his ####.

You know that thing you tried to do as a kid? Where you try to swing all the way over the top of your swing? Yeah? Well Chuck Norris can do it backwards.

Chuck Norris can drop kick a small child 200 yards.

Chuck Norris invented a computer virus that causes a roundhouse kick to pop out of your monitor and hit you in the face. Currently, it has killed 417 people.
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Old 01-27-2006, 01:26 PM
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Chuck Norris once ripped a Redwood out of the ground just to use as a back scratcher.
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Old 01-27-2006, 01:33 PM
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nobody really knows how old chuck norris is..
in fact scientist believe that what seperated the continents was chuck norris getting pissed and punching the ground.
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Old 01-27-2006, 01:48 PM
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Ahhahahaha, awesome.

Ive been reading this thread for nearly and hour,
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