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Old 03-29-2005, 08:01 PM
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Whats the stupidest thing you heard someone say or someone told you? Ill start it off. My algebra 2 teacher said something stupid. The other day in algebra 2 class a white girl I know named Emily was singing dayo, dayo. Day light come and me wanna go home. She said the song was stuck in her head all day because Taiwan was singing it earlier. Tiawan is one of my friends. Everyone was talking about the song. Then she asked was the song black. That was a stupid question. So just joking I said no its Arabian. Thats when Ms. Rhett the teacher comes in the conversation again and says the song is Jamaican. She went on to talk about Jamaica and she said she went their before. Heres one of the stupid things she said. While she was talking about Jamaica and Jamaicans she said Jamaicans arent really black. She was trying to say they were another culture that got dark over time. I started thinking what the heck is she talking about what the heck is she saying they are black they are African descent they were bought there from Africa as slaves Im black I know. A few minutes later I asked her where did she get it from that Jamaicans were not black. She looked at me confused and said what what what I dont know what you are saying. I said back to her earlier when you were talking about Jamaica you said they were not black. Where did you get that from? After that I said to her they are black. They were bought to Jamaica from Africa as slaves. She said I didnt know I didnt know. So I said what did you think they were or where they were from? She said I thought they were from Britain. I said no no they are from Africa. Me and some people were laughing. And Stephenie a girl in the next row said joking sarcasticly yeah some British people went to Jamiaca and got a nice tan. Everyone was laughing because it was pretty funny.
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What you just wrote qualifies...
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:24 PM
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Here is a simple stupid thing for you.

I am a Engineer for the Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railroad.
I am given directions on what to do from the crew when they are out on the ground, simply put, I am what a keyboard is to a computer. There are hand signals and radio signals given to me on a regular basis. Obviously certain signals or statements on the radio are given to me to move the Locomotive........

Here is the dumbest thing ever said to me via the radio......

"Ok to go ahead and back up"

They wanted me to back up........but they didn't think before they spoke........So what did I do??? I went ahead a little bit then I backed up!!
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Milwaukee Burger post qualifies.
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:39 PM
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Agreed..... Almost put me to sleep.......
Actually, I didn't even finish it!!
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Old 03-30-2005, 02:38 PM
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My favorite quote.............

"Watch your F-----G language"
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Old 03-30-2005, 03:16 PM
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When you lose something, someone always trying to helpful will say:

"Where'd you see it last?"

If I knew, it wouldn't be lost
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Originally posted by nmt6789
My favorite quote.............

"Watch your F-----G language"

Now that is funny!! True
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Originally posted by Gutter Ball
When you lose something, someone always trying to helpful will say:

"Where'd you see it last?"

If I knew, it wouldn't be lost
That one makes me laugh too!! FUNNY.....Dumb A$$ES!!
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What are the stupidest things someone ever told you?
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Okay, one day I had itchy eyes. I kept rubbin' them constantly. My friend comes up to me and asks me, why are your eyes so red, were you rubbing them? He sits next to me, and saw me rubbing them. I said, no, I was smoking so much pot last night, I'm still recovering.

And, no I was not smoking pot, if I was, I would have to hand some over to my neighbor... LOL just kiddin!
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I always loved when someone calls your house phone and asks if your home.

Why does this sound like a here's your sign forum?
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Why does this sound like a here's your sign forum?
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SING IT!!!!!!!

theres a sceeter on my peter get it off!!! theres another on my brother playing golf, theres a dozen on my cousin, you can hear those fu*****ers buzzin, theres a sceeter on peter get it off!!!
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what about these:...

if your standing at the bus stop and someone comes up and asks if the bus has came? if the bus has came why would i still be there wouldnt i have gotten on?

when they ask "excuse me what time is it?" as they are pointing to their wrist- thanks buddy i know where my watch is

(those i got from a comedian im not sure who)

one of the blue collor guys(its on the dvd):

he is coming home on his flight and they are landed waiting to get off and he calls his wife and tells her that they hit a deer and they were going to be late- and she replies "were you on the ground?"
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one from personal experience.....

i used to work at a local movie theatre- showcase cinemas...
im prolly sure i have done this myself but i try not to...
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people come up and ask how much something is. i just want to turn around and look up at the sign and tell them-
the prices are there for a reason- its just common sense
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another personal one
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me, my mom, and my grandma went to the bank to the drive thru ATM to get some money duh cuz thats what u do and as we began to pull away my grandma is like bye and waved
im like who are you waving to? and shes like the lady in the atm
i was like grandma theres no lady there thats why its ATM=automated teller machine-she thought there was like someone there that like puts the money through the slot...

sorry if these are lame and no one laughs but i figured i post them
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