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Old 04-28-2008, 09:47 AM
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10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.



9. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.



8. You have more wives than teeth.



7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.



6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.



5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.



4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"



3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.



2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."



And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban ...



1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
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Originally Posted by C_O_jones View Post
Ten Signs You Might Be Taliban ...




10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.



9. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.



8. You have more wives than teeth.



7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.



6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.



5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.



4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"



3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.



2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."



And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban ...



1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:12 AM
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I think this qualifies for the THREAD OF THE DAY award..
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I think this qualifies for the THREAD OF THE DAY award..
Also contender for funniest thread of the year.
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So far so good!
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LMAO/

I like the $3000 dollar machine gun but no shoes.
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boy we spread a ton of bacon all over the place over in afghanistan lol good times we would take i t and put it in large potato cannon type cannons and just launch it all over the hillside and let the locals know what we were doing and then the land would be unclean and no one would go near it we had a lot of fun over there we had todo something with that shit halliburton was serving us for breakfast was the nastiest crap ever
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Funny stuff man, funny stuff!
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