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Old 12-29-2007, 10:46 PM
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Hard Drive : Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys.
Window: Place in the truck to hang your gun.
Floppy: When you run out of Polygrip.
Modem: How to got rid of your dandelions.
ROM: Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
Byte: First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network: Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
Mouse: Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
LAN: To borrow as in, "Hey Bubba! LAN me yore truck."
Cursor: What some guys do when they are mad at their wives and/or girlfriends.
Bit: A wager as in "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch long ways."
Digital Control: What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
Packet: What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bags before a trip.
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add any more wood.
Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: The result of careless downloadin' (watch those toes)
Disk Operating System: The equipment the Doc uses when you have a floppy disk.
RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the woodsplitter work.
Prompt: What you wished the mail was during mud season.
Screen: What you need during black fly season.
Byte: What black flies do.
Chip: Something to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bag after the chips are gone.
Infrared: Where the leftovers go when Fred's around.
Dot Matrix: John Matrix's wife.
Printer: Someone who can't write in cursive.
Laptop: Where little kids feel comfy.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
486: One of them fancy imported cars.
Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds up the roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You suddenly can't remember how much the new rifle costs.
Digital: The numbers that flip on your alarm clock
Program: What's on TV when there's reception.
CD ROM: The place in the back where they sell retirement accounts.
Apple: Nevermind, if you don't know what an apple is, I ain't tellin'.
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Old 12-29-2007, 11:01 PM
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I have to pass that one around.
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lol nice
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Those were good I sent that out to people
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LOL Nice. I have to send that to my dad.
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Originally Posted by UN4RACING View Post
I have to pass that one around.

You thought some of those were true didnt you!!
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