2016 Fred Tech Races

Old 01-06-2016, 10:49 AM
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There've been some rumors floating around that there might be some planning in the works for an event soon... but no official word has been made.

Anyone in the know have any information to share...?

... Or even better yet Fred himself can confirm something... or at the very least lay out a tentative schedule for possible upcoming events?
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Old 01-08-2016, 12:20 AM
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*crickets*
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Old 01-08-2016, 08:08 AM
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I heard the same rumors... we are way overdue for a Fredtech race
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Old 01-08-2016, 04:13 PM
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Please please please purdy please .... Fred?
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Old 01-11-2016, 08:44 PM
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*more crickets*
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*more crickets*
LMAO!
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Old 01-24-2016, 09:13 AM
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*Symphony of Crickets*
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Old 01-24-2016, 03:33 PM
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HELLO IS ANYBODY OUT THERE ??? : says the rc car with the overcharged battery
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Old 01-27-2016, 10:28 PM
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Opera of the Lost Fred-Tech Schedule

Act 1:

Scene 1:

We see our hero, Joe Racer, wandering the desert, obviously weak from dehydration, dragging his feet, step by step through the scorching sands.

Joe Racer:
-gasping for breath, rambling to himself- I have been…. Lost…. Lost for months … trudging through this wasteland… needing something…. Something to tide me over …to quench my thirst… I know that this realm is home to an oasis, rich with all that will sustain me… if only I could find it … if only the warden of this realm would send out an emissary to guide me to the oasis… the Oasis of Fred-Tech!

I will gladly pay for entry into the oasis, my pockets overflow with gold coins and jewels with which to buy my entry… if only someone were kind enough to relieve me of my burdensome currency and sustain me with entrance into the Valley of Tamiya, where the Oasis of Fred-Tech lays!


Our hero continues to trudge through the sands, unaware that he is but the first of many wandering without aim through the desert … or that someone from afar is watching him and the others…

Scene 2:

Far away, in his tower, gazing over his lands, the warden of the Valley of Tamiya looks forth at the desperate, aimless wanderers, and furrows his brow.
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I want to know what happens next...
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LMFAO
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Whatever he smoked, I'll have some too!
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[wind]
[clop clop clop]
KING ARTHUR: Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1: Pull the other one!
ARTHUR: I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the
length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my
court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER #1: What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
SOLDIER #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
SOLDIER #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em
together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land,
through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
SOLDIER #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
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LOL no more tire sauce for you guys. BUT YES, keep the story going. There's healing power in laughter . Thanks for your time my poetic writers.
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Originally Posted by Steve Weiss View Post
.........................

Scene 2:

Far away, in his tower, gazing over his lands, the warden of the Valley of Tamiya looks forth at the desperate, aimless wanderers, and furrows his brow.

....he then smiles a very becoming smile, finishes his Starbucks coffee, updates his facebook status using his i phone, hops on his mountain bike and rides off into the sunset. ( Fade to black )
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