New Track in Placentia, CA LRH Raceway
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You guys are a bunch of whoosies!! I wear the pants in the house (because my wife says I can)
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Here is a joke along these lines:
A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. They are laying in their hotel suite and the husband tell the wife to put his pants on. She says "I don't understand why but OK" She puts them on and they are much to big for her. He tells her to let go and they drop down and she says "They don't fit" He says "...and you remember that. I wear the pants in this house."
She says "Put my pants on". He tries and struggles but they are too small and he says, "I cant get in your pants." She replies with "If you try another stunt like that then you will never get in my pants again!!"
A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. They are laying in their hotel suite and the husband tell the wife to put his pants on. She says "I don't understand why but OK" She puts them on and they are much to big for her. He tells her to let go and they drop down and she says "They don't fit" He says "...and you remember that. I wear the pants in this house."
She says "Put my pants on". He tries and struggles but they are too small and he says, "I cant get in your pants." She replies with "If you try another stunt like that then you will never get in my pants again!!"
#427
Tech Master
iTrader: (32)
Here is a joke along these lines:
A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. They are laying in their hotel suite and the husband tell the wife to put his pants on. She says "I don't understand why but OK" She puts them on and they are much to big for her. He tells her to let go and they drop down and she says "They don't fit" He says "...and you remember that. I wear the pants in this house."
She says "Put my pants on". He tries and struggles but they are too small and he says, "I cant get in your pants." She replies with "If you try another stunt like that then you will never get in my pants again!!"
A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. They are laying in their hotel suite and the husband tell the wife to put his pants on. She says "I don't understand why but OK" She puts them on and they are much to big for her. He tells her to let go and they drop down and she says "They don't fit" He says "...and you remember that. I wear the pants in this house."
She says "Put my pants on". He tries and struggles but they are too small and he says, "I cant get in your pants." She replies with "If you try another stunt like that then you will never get in my pants again!!"
#428
Tech Fanatic
iTrader: (40)
Here is a joke along these lines:
A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. They are laying in their hotel suite and the husband tell the wife to put his pants on. She says "I don't understand why but OK" She puts them on and they are much to big for her. He tells her to let go and they drop down and she says "They don't fit" He says "...and you remember that. I wear the pants in this house."
She says "Put my pants on". He tries and struggles but they are too small and he says, "I cant get in your pants." She replies with "If you try another stunt like that then you will never get in my pants again!!"
A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. They are laying in their hotel suite and the husband tell the wife to put his pants on. She says "I don't understand why but OK" She puts them on and they are much to big for her. He tells her to let go and they drop down and she says "They don't fit" He says "...and you remember that. I wear the pants in this house."
She says "Put my pants on". He tries and struggles but they are too small and he says, "I cant get in your pants." She replies with "If you try another stunt like that then you will never get in my pants again!!"
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