G.L.A.R.C.R.C. PRESENTS THE 2014 NOVAROSSI CHALLENGE
05-29-2014, 07:44 AM
#47
I'll need a table and a chair and a few dozens of skills............Oh, and a fast awesome pitman.........Matt Schreffler, I'll need your help again!!!
05-29-2014, 10:26 AM
#49
I have a pit guy, but they were all out of talent.
05-29-2014, 01:27 PM
#53
As long as you can get my car out of the pit lane in 5 seconds with full tank of fuel you got the job.
As far as ASKING Craig and Steve how fast you can pit for me........Well, we'll need to have a quick meeting about that.....
05-29-2014, 01:37 PM
#54
follow the instructions below to get the kitchen pass from the wife:
1) Hug and kiss her every morning before leaving the house.
2) Make the last thing you say to your wife when leaving the home something that is kind.
3) Go to bed at the same time as she does.
4) Brush her hair while complimenting her eyes and appearance.
5) When she's studying herself in the mirror, tell her, "You are so beautiful".
6) Evict late-night television from your bedroom.
7) During mid-afternoon, call or send her an email to ask how her day's going.
8) Try your hand at making breakfast on Satruday morning.
9) Put gas in her car, vacuum the floor mats, and clean the windows.
10) Write her a short love letter. list several ways she has blessed you this year.
11) Resurrect common courtesies: Hold the door open, offer her your arm.
12) Put the toilet seat down.
13) If you hear her engaged in a tough situation compliment the way she handled it.
14) When you're together in a crowd, find a way to brag on her.
15) When she ask you to jump, the only question comes out of your mouth is....How high honey?
See you in July!!!
05-29-2014, 02:03 PM
#56
Thank you sir!!!As far as your first comment.......Whatever Craig and Steve are paying you to "take care of me".......I'll double it!!!
05-29-2014, 03:59 PM
#58
"Eviction" is too strong of a word......Voluntary departure was more like it. I seem to recall you had told me you'll never consider yourself a Texan no matter how long you have living there because you were from California...........Plus, "bang bang thank you ma'am" is simply not my style
.Looking forward of seeing you again buddy!!!
P.S. Just so you know, Chad called me last night and invited me to pit right next to him and Shawn at the Byron's this year.......And he said to me.......wait I am holding my tears back...wait...wait......then he said to me "once you were a Texan Andy you are always a Texan"........Tissue please!!!!
05-29-2014, 05:33 PM
#59
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05-29-2014, 06:12 PM
#60
Richard,
"Eviction" is too strong of a word......Voluntary departure was more like it. I seem to recall you had told me you'll never consider yourself a Texan no matter how long you have living there because you were from California...........Plus, "bang bang thank you ma'am" is simply not my style.
Looking forward of seeing you again buddy!!!
P.S. Just so you know, Chad called me last night and invited me to pit right next to him and Shawn at the Byron's this year.......And he said to me.......wait I am holding my tears back...wait...wait......then he said to me "once you were a Texan Andy you are always a Texan"........Tissue please!!!!
"Eviction" is too strong of a word......Voluntary departure was more like it. I seem to recall you had told me you'll never consider yourself a Texan no matter how long you have living there because you were from California...........Plus, "bang bang thank you ma'am" is simply not my style
.Looking forward of seeing you again buddy!!!
P.S. Just so you know, Chad called me last night and invited me to pit right next to him and Shawn at the Byron's this year.......And he said to me.......wait I am holding my tears back...wait...wait......then he said to me "once you were a Texan Andy you are always a Texan"........Tissue please!!!!
