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11-08-2005, 03:20 PM
#5896
Originally Posted by Jon Williams
Well, we're still trying to teach Tag the alphabet...
It may be awhile.
It may be awhile.
Give him some treats, that should help speed things up.
11-08-2005, 03:53 PM
#5900
LOL Your gonna LOVE Brandon's car.................
It's 4wd, just wheel it!
It's 4wd, just wheel it!
11-08-2005, 04:21 PM
#5903
Originally Posted by Tyler Keel
What's tweak? 
TK
TK
Well if you don't know now....you will after running Brandons car!
Steps to fix tweak, the Melton way
1: come back to pits, SLAM CAR down
2: Take off body
3: put car on tweak station
4: FACE TURNS VERY RED
Use foul words to put down car5: take car with left hand on rear tower and right hand on front bumper
6: Bend car over knee, remember its important to STRETCH THE CAR!
7:now twist from side to side
8: put car back on tweak station
9: use more bad words while face goes back to
10:repeat steps 7-9 until car is not tweaked, on tweak station
Now let the car sit UNTOUCHED until 3 races before your race, THEN repeat steps 5-9
11-08-2005, 04:26 PM
#5905
LOL, Man, that is just not nice. Tyler is going to be affraid to come, now. Don't worry Tyler, Jimmy always has four or five cars to run......
11-08-2005, 04:32 PM
#5906
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Originally Posted by imprsme
Well if you don't know now....you will after running Brandons car!
Steps to fix tweak, the Melton way
1: come back to pits, SLAM CAR down
2: Take off body
3: put car on tweak station
4: FACE TURNS VERY RED Use foul words to put down car
5: take car with left hand on rear tower and right hand on front bumper
6: Bend car over knee, remember its important to STRETCH THE CAR!
7:now twist from side to side
8: put car back on tweak station
9: use more bad words while face goes back to
10:repeat steps 7-9 until car is not tweaked, on tweak station
Now let the car sit UNTOUCHED until 3 races before your race, THEN repeat steps 5-9
Steps to fix tweak, the Melton way
1: come back to pits, SLAM CAR down
2: Take off body
3: put car on tweak station
4: FACE TURNS VERY RED
Use foul words to put down car5: take car with left hand on rear tower and right hand on front bumper
6: Bend car over knee, remember its important to STRETCH THE CAR!
7:now twist from side to side
8: put car back on tweak station
9: use more bad words while face goes back to
10:repeat steps 7-9 until car is not tweaked, on tweak station
Now let the car sit UNTOUCHED until 3 races before your race, THEN repeat steps 5-9
11-08-2005, 04:55 PM
#5908
I will give to him though...he sure can wheel that thing!
The bad thing is, now we all got to be watching over our shoulders more. With all that "free" time he is going to have now, we all maybe in trouble!
The bad thing is, now we all got to be watching over our shoulders more. With all that "free" time he is going to have now, we all maybe in trouble!
11-08-2005, 04:57 PM
#5909
Originally Posted by imprsme
Well if you don't know now....you will after running Brandons car!
Steps to fix tweak, the Melton way
1: come back to pits, SLAM CAR down
2: Take off body
3: put car on tweak station
4: FACE TURNS VERY RED Use foul words to put down car
5: take car with left hand on rear tower and right hand on front bumper
6: Bend car over knee, remember its important to STRETCH THE CAR!
7:now twist from side to side
8: put car back on tweak station
9: use more bad words while face goes back to
10:repeat steps 7-9 until car is not tweaked, on tweak station
Now let the car sit UNTOUCHED until 3 races before your race, THEN repeat steps 5-9
Steps to fix tweak, the Melton way
1: come back to pits, SLAM CAR down
2: Take off body
3: put car on tweak station
4: FACE TURNS VERY RED
Use foul words to put down car5: take car with left hand on rear tower and right hand on front bumper
6: Bend car over knee, remember its important to STRETCH THE CAR!
7:now twist from side to side
8: put car back on tweak station
9: use more bad words while face goes back to
10:repeat steps 7-9 until car is not tweaked, on tweak station
Now let the car sit UNTOUCHED until 3 races before your race, THEN repeat steps 5-9
....WTF ...classic!...
11-08-2005, 05:06 PM
#5910
Originally Posted by J_P
LOL, Man, that is just not nice. Tyler is going to be affraid to come, now. Don't worry Tyler, Jimmy always has four or five cars to run......
Side's all mine are asphalt cars. He can wheel my Mini around though if he needs an onroad junior class to start in.. 
The Mini is on rails!!