How to Make a Woman Happy...
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend.
2. a companion.
3. a lover.
4. a brother.
5. a father.
6. a master.
7. a chef.
8. an electrician.
9. a carpenter.
10. a plumber.
11. a mechanic.
12. a decorator.
13. a stylist.
14. a sexologist.
15. a gynecologist.
16. a psychologist.
17. a pest exterminator.
18. a psychiatrist.
19. a healer.
20. a good listener.
21. an organizer.
22. a good father.
23. very clean.
24. sympathetic.
25. athletic.
26. warm.
27. attentive.
28. gallant.
29. intelligent.
30. funny.
31. creative.
32. tender.
33. strong.
34. understanding.
35. tolerant.
36. prudent.
37. ambitious.
38. capable.
39. courageous.
40. determined.
41. true.
42. dependable.
43. passionate.
44. compassionate.
WITH OUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly.
46. love shopping.
47. be honest.
48. be very rich.
49. not stress her out.
50. not look at other girls.
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays.
* anniversaries.
* arrangements she makes.
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food AND BEER