I'll tell ya what cracks me up is how everybody expects these things to run exactly the same across the planet.
People...it's DIRT. Some tracks you'll be fast, some tracks you'll be slow. Some tracks you might even start fast and slow down, or vice versa. Again, it's DIRT. It changes. Get up off your lazy butt and work on your truck & your driving to adapt, instead of throwing up your hands saying "I can't drive this, something must be wrong!" and regulating the bejeezus out of an otherwise diverse form of racing.