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Jason- thanks for sending the full scale drawing of your genitalia to the micro bio lab at the University of San Francisco. They were really impressed by how you were able to get the whole full size drawing onto the head of a pin. They plan on using your drawing at the next scientific convention to explain the identification of the smallest sub-atomic particle known to man. (Your Genitals are roughly 1/2 that size) By taking the following equation... Let SD=Jason Breiners genitalia and let AP=the smallest particle known to man...

SD x 2 = AP


So we have 2 times the size of your genitals equals the smallest sub atomic particle known to man.


Thanks for your contribution to science....

Oh and by the way thanks for sending me your mechanical bull.... the "Studded Skulled Bull Banger"