Lots of good laughs, Gaffney that's funny with your dad, can he guest pit for me?
I also like the one Breath!!!
Mine is more Dammit!!! Blink your F-in eyes.
Self controled runaways are classic
And if your pitman has to up to you a call you to come in, you got problems. Maybe you can switch during the race and call yourself in for fuel.
I have not heard "Your tire is gonna blow an insert", I've lots of those.