search 'jizz in my pants' and watch the music video that comes up...
Classic!
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's
rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she
replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my children.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the
stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the
pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No,
I'm your son's teacher.'
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Justin Gilkison
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her
co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when
they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The
taste is unbelievable!
And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes those guys wrestle
full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the
horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It
is just incredible! They then asked,
Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in
the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
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