I've heard the Irish are ok but i can't understand a word they say!
I wonder why they always make fun of you guys with those Irish jokes?
An Irish man walked into a second hand store and asked how much for that TV in the window and the store clerk said,"sorry we don't sell things to Irish people?"
The same guy came back a week later in disguise and asked how much for that TV in the window?The guy in the store again said "sorry we don't sell things to Irish people."
More then a month later the guy went to the same store but this time he had a complete gender change and asked how much for the TV in the window?The store clerk again told him "sorry we don't sell to Irish people."
The guy was really pissed off and finally asked,how do you know that i'm Irish?The clerk said because it's not a TV in the window it's a microwave!!!
Disclaimer notice:No offence ofcourse to Irish people.