same joke with a bowling theme:
After a bit of extramarital fun, a man borrows some talcum powder from his new lover. Upon return home, his wife is waiting for him in the doorway at 3am and she is furious. "Where the hell have you been?!?!" "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You liar!!! You went bowling again!!!"