People will race anything, from bugs to horses to cars to planes.
Remember when we were kids, do you ever race your bike or hot rod car. Did it ever involve a bet?
That’s a touching story RMD.
I like the “quote words” and familiar “catch phrases”, and the parody of it all.
We saw him too on the way back from the bar last night.
He was in the middle of the street having a real hard time getting up a small hill. So we asked him if he wanted to throw his unicycle in the back of our truck and we’d give him a lift up the hill.
He just looked at us, gave us the finger and said “screw you and your help”.
We beeped the horn, told him “then move over to the sidewalk, we have places to go & people to see, you’re standing in our way”.
He just looked at us again, gave us the finger and said “screw you and your people, dam right I’m gonna stay in your way too. This is my street, always has been, always will”.
He left us no choice, he wouldn’t move out of the middle of the road, so we ran him over. Now he’s on the side of the road.
I guess he shouldn’t have been such a selfish jerk about the road he thought he owned.
There’s a point to this part of the story, not sure if its between the lines or not.